The Fifteenth Hell has been wrought upon the Porcelain Throne.
*seductively* water makes me wet
you are a dude
maybe you arent aware how water works
a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it
c) Why would you do this
d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop
I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis
Coming out this Christmas
Written by Chris Colfer
Music by Darren Criss
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
You know how sometimes you can lie in bed and there’s a feeling that keeps you awake, and you can’t tell if it’s excitement or just you freaking the fuck out?
Yeah, I’ve got that feeling right now
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole