blogofimpossiblethings:

Ugh. Kids these days. With their taste in things that’s different than my taste in things was when I was their age due to the ever-evolving media landscape and constantly growing range of options and things that have nothing to do with their intelligence or anything going down hill. Get off my lawn.

c2oh:

"what’s wrong, man, you look like you’ve seen a ghost."

c2oh:

"what’s wrong, man, you look like you’ve seen a ghost."

Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “it’s not a priority,” and see how that feels. Often, that’s a perfectly adequate explanation. I have time to iron my sheets, I just don’t want to. But other things are harder. Try it: “I’m not going to edit your résumé, sweetie, because it’s not a priority.” “I don’t go to the doctor because my health is not a priority.” If these phrases don’t sit well, that’s the point. Changing our language reminds us that time is a choice. If we don’t like how we’re spending an hour, we can choose differently.
Wall Street Journal (via purplebuddhaproject)
maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

thatfunnyblog:

I love when the supermarket sweet talks me.

thatfunnyblog:

I love when the supermarket sweet talks me.

unresisted:

similar posts here
partofthedrinkingclass:

My professor was just talking to us about this in my english class yesterday.

partofthedrinkingclass:

My professor was just talking to us about this in my english class yesterday.

biophosphoradelecrystalluminesce:

sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’

toxicphox:

Day Seven - Stars
Jirachi used Doom Desire

toxicphox:

Day Seven - Stars

Jirachi used Doom Desire

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

dragontopcane:

bestlols:

It’s the little things, isn’t it?

i’m here to note that in the three seconds she took to read the message, the other woman appears to have moved from silencing her child to seducing a mildly uncomfortable man on the other side of the aisle.

dragontopcane:

bestlols:

It’s the little things, isn’t it?

i’m here to note that in the three seconds she took to read the message, the other woman appears to have moved from silencing her child to seducing a mildly uncomfortable man on the other side of the aisle.

ruinedchildhood:


The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though

ruinedchildhood:

The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though