embersong:

jetpackexhaust:

Of course your life didn’t turn out how you wanted. I can’t even get D&D campaigns to turn out the way I wanted, and I’m in charge of that universe, and it’s for the exact same reason: other bloody people.

But they do make it a lot more fun.

THIS. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.

randomweas:

Metal Construction

I’m so worried his hair will get caught in something and he’ll get seriously hurt…

be metal mister construction man, but be safe…

opalescentnanomachines:

How do I reach this point in life

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

wait… were you in the les mis I worked on a month or so ago?!

listoflifehacks:

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juliep0wers:

officialxprincess:

Bye

leave me here to die

liamdryden:

faramircaptainofgondor:

And so they spoke, and so they spoke,
Those foes of Casterly,
And now their blood will paint her walls,
For all the lions to see,
Yes, now their blood will paint her walls,
For all the lions to see

for Lauren {x}

hey I wrote those things!

tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me

1,330,317 plays

the-moose-has-the-tardis:

randomfandomreblog:

theshadowsinthesun:

prince-delphinium:

kaylakay19:

radstunts:

I JUST PEED MYSELF

THE AUDIO IS EXACTL HOW I READ THAT OMFG

I just died a bit

only a bit

I forgot to plug my earphones in and I played this. Needless to say I have scared many people in the library.

I DONT KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED BUT THIS WAS NOT EXPECTED

riddlemetom:

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

image

thefrogman:

Poorly Drawn Dinosaurs by Henrik Tomenius [website | twitter]

molly23:

isoldmysoultofilm:

the pinnacle of arnold’s career

California elected this dude to run the whole state.

angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME

angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused