The Lego Bible is quite hilarious →
Anonymous asked: well who would break up with you? youre awesome. she sounds like a dumb bitch
Anonymous asked: still sounds dumb. no wonder you dumped her
Anonymous asked: thats dumb. why would they ask you out like that? i would never say yes to that
Anonymous asked: how did your last relationship start with text messaging?
Anonymous asked: 54 thru 62
Anonymous asked: C I N R T U
Ask Me Stuff Off This List. →
c-nspicuous: ASK NOW A - If I’m in love. B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was. C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed. D - If I have a preference for boys or girls. E - How many holes I have in my ears. F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’ G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to. H - The last person I hugged. I - The last time I felt jealous, and why. J -...
I am incredibly bored
Are you young at heart, or an old soul? What makes someone a best friend? What Christmas (or Hanukkah) present do you remember the most? Tell me about a movie/song/tv show/play/book that has changed your life. Name one physical feature that you like about yourself, and one you dislike. Would you like to reconnect with any friends you’ve lost contact with? What’s more important in a...
Stupid days like today
I need to stop asking things like “is everything alright?” because then the next moment I find someone crying into my shoulder… stupid little things like this that make me feel guilty that I plan to run away for the break, to go on some sort of poorly planned trip for a few days, no destination in mind, but just the chance to get out of this godforsaken town… and then the...
Anonymous asked: whats your dream wedding
webothlikeabe asked: 8 48 13 41 7 23 43 12 3 2 9 14 31 :U
Anonymous asked: 28, 73, 1, 45, 18 and pink, red, black, white
I just want a message or two, please
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
Red: 5 facts about my body
Pink: 4 facts about my childhood
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
causeallidoisdance: Harry Potter as a teen comedy… Now that was brilliant. oh my god lol okay, yeah I’d watch this XD